So when I was first turned immortal, this guy name Francis locked me in this thing so I set it on fire. Clint isn't exactly the once-a-year kind of guy himself, but he's pretty sure that Tony's number counts double of his own. Field Trip to the Compound (Part Two) (Completed), Not an update but a question for my curiosity, The sun will shine on us again (Part One), Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones but Words Will Always Shatter Me. Though, he admitted in his mind, he had been beaten up in and outside of plenty before the serum. Fare thee well, good Banner, Thor slurs, whose Asgardian-ness is even more pronounced now that he's drunk. You know Thor loves any and all things that combine alcohol, trading stories, and the ability to learn more about 'Midgardian customs'. Of course, it does help that you're, like, mind-numbingly hot., Why, Mister Stark, Clint says and bats his eyelashes. One beat. Nazi, Steve says. Bi-curious, Peter shrugged, giving Tony a high five when he raised his hand. Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle and Peter are both obnoxious to their Feelings. Tony brightens considerably at that. Tony and Clint were the only ones to drink. Then again, Tony is equipped with a curiosity almost as big as his ego, and although people like Thor love boasting about their life and their past battles, Clint knows it's killing Tony to know so little about Natasha and Clint's pasts. They all turned to Nat. That in itself wouldn't be such a huge deal, because ideas are ideas and can be contained as long as they stay that way. Seriously Tony? So if you don't mind?, It takes a couple of seconds before Clint gets the implications so get the hell outta my room and when he does, he whines. "Never have I ever smoked marijuana," Danny says and everyone but him takes a drink and this seems to surprisethe senior team. Tony makes a 'pssh' noise and pokes around in the fridge for one of his disgusting shakes. I just haven't felt that way about anyone else. Peter grumbled. Peter and Thor drank there juice and shot. 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(but they still needed to stay at an hotel) and since Mr. Harrington was probably in his room calling his wife, they could do what they wanted. "Never ever have I gotten shot," Aunt May says and everyone but her, Shuri, T'chall, and Scott takes a drink. We should fight all the time.. I read about him in your file; you two seemed close.. Flash ", "Sure," Thor sat up a little straighter, pondering what on earth he could say "Never have I ever been arrested more than once. Please tell me you're awake, Barton. Then Peter took a shot. The only comfort Abby finds is watching her favorite Lilly needed a job. Can you get to bed by yourself? Natasha asks. Oh, sh- Tony! Immediately he releases the genius, who groans in pain and rolls his shoulder. Yeah, oh, Tony snipes. He hangs up Tony's discarded clothes while he's at it; he's a slob by nature, but Coulson's been a good influence. Could he do something about the fact that he had a bunk bed? I'm not a thirteen year old girl, Stark, Clint says, his voice level. He shifts his hips slightly, presses back against the hard-on there, and waits for a reaction. Not that drunk, Farton, Tony says, and promptly doubles over laughing at his own tasteless joke. But I'm still sleepy. He shifts closer, presses more firmly against Clint's back. I mean that literally.. Wait, am I selling myself right here?, Clint chuckles. Mwuh, Clint says and stretches his legs, but doesn't move. Then he revisits that thought and realizes what word he just used. Seriously. Tony said. I'm not great at relationships, Clint, Tony murmurs when they pull back for air. Team Red aka Deadpool, Daredevil and Spider-man Wait, doesn't that defeat the purpose? Steve asks. Also any that come to my fruity brain in between my slow story updates. #unlimitedpride "You're the worse Clint" Peter said. "Okay, my turn. And no, no, Clint really doesn't want to, so he whines until he gets a finger in the ribs, and then he groans and rolls over so he can see the ceiling swirl slowly in an counter-clockwise direction. I'm gonna be down in the workshop for a while. Army issue underwear doesnt really hold up to battle conditions. Never Have I Ever-Avengers Edition Prompt: After a very tiring mission, the Avengers decide to play "Never Have I Ever" What could happen? "Never have I ever met Tony Stark." They are both terrible at communication in general; how are they supposed to survive as boyfriends? Any trade marks that appear on the site are used without permission and It's entertaining, if not hell on the ear drums. It made that particular shade of blue safe in Clint's mind again. ! They all seemed to collectively cry. He'd been grazed when getting out too, but it's nothing big; just nicked in the shoulder by a stray bullet. I m'n yes. He knew exactly what he was going to say. Flash was surprisingly silent, dipping his head up and down, as if listening to music only he could hear. Someone is after Maya. Oh fuck you honey bear, that was a targeted attack!. How his teammates were able to bring so many flasks with them unnoticed, he had no idea. Clint grins and kisses her cheek. What Clint doesn't expect is for Thor and Bruce to drink; the first with his usual vigor, the latter with his eyes on the floor and color high in his cheeks. he countered, looking at everyone in the circle. Proceed at the risk of your sanity. So no grabbing there, then, Tony says and trails his fingers over Clint's throat. He looks up at Clint when he comes; grins. Now, he finds himself inside Peter Parker's body, his heart thumping against . A small part of his mind had noticed how neither Sally nor MJ had put down their fingers. Stupid strings, he mutters, apparently to himself, before he looks up at Clint with swimming eyes. Clint doesn't know what he's checking for, but he kisses back all the same. "Super strength is a bitch," I say and everyone laughs. And don't use the classified information clause to chicken out when the questions start to get interesting. Tony glares at each and every one in turn, except for Thor, because TMI has always been a bigger problem than the opposite when it comes to him. Don't be such a prude, Barton., Clint ignores the fact that Tony doesn't address Natasha like he'd dare. She had loving parents, a roof over her head, and enough food to always satisfy her hunger. Pietro Maximoff/ Quicksilver He can't have been sleeping more than a few minutes, because he doesn't feel rested at all. My homework was in the building " Matt explained. #infinity But you do care deeply for each other, Thor says and sounds vaguely approving? Because because the strings! Really?. Like a puppy who's peed on the carpet and hasn't been chewed out by its owner yet, but knows what's coming. She huffs a laugh and drinks again. It's not about lying, Bruce explains. I smell a demi, Brucie. He's adorable, Tony drawls, a noticeable slur in his words by now, and Thor laughs, because he's laughing at pretty much anything at this point. Never have I ever had sex with a dude. Your virtue's pr'tected., Clint, up, Natasha says. he said grinning. And then I ran. Yeah, wellnever have I ever had to ask someone if we had sex because I couldnt remember. Steve sheepishly said, moving the game along. None taken, she says, and Clint can practically feel her preening. Clint curses softly once he's gone and picks his bow back up. But, one day, Nurse Warner went missing and was never found. When Natasha helps him upright, he can see her swaying, and grins. Fart, he gasps out as Clint half-drags him through the living room area and into the bedroom. There they used the Reality Stone to change one little detail. Clint slips under the covers still half waiting for the other shoe to drop, or any shoe to drop, really, but Tony just closes his tablet and tangles their legs. MJ said, her voice unlike he had ever heard, soft and worried and a bit amazed. MJ walked in wearing a fancy dress. It was great to see you again Nat! Huh. Tony frowns and kisses Clint, cautiously, like he's checking something. No! There's one problem. #pp You're an Asgardian. Aunt May yells but I can tell it's a joke along with everyone else. I ran away from the foster care system and lived on the streets for a while before joining the circus. #watty2019. Thor glances down at his jug of mead with a bemused expression. "Way way way wait. He's got his own floor, but it's just too fucking far right now, and he's feeling lazy. "What! The elevator dinged. Tony's face is still flushed, his chest pink with exertion against the Tesseract-blue of his arc reactor. "When have you ever driven? They fell into bed and fell out of it again. "Never have I ever gotten a tattoo," Steve says and Ava, Luke, Nova, Danny, Bucky, Scott, and I take a drink. Clint starts sneaking into Natasha's room again, and she usually lets him curl up with her, because she knows what horrors lurk in his subconscious. He struts, like a fucking rooster, and Clint rolls his eyes. Dad questions and I flush. It's fucking beautiful. Unless you want to tap that, obviously, in which hey, I applaud that. Weakling, she mutters in Russian and Clint grimaces. But then, the Peter Parker part of him, the ever so honest part, didn't really want to lie. He was technically not lying, right? Eaten a cheeseburger really? Tony snarks. Yeah, well that is what I am thinking right now. It wasn't a conscious decision for either of them, which is freaky as hell. "How do I know that?" "What? It's strangely optimistic, for her, and Clint wonders if the crazy genius has grown on her too. "Mr. Stark this is Michelle Jones. Steve flinches and opens his mouth to presumably apologize or some bullshit, but Clint's already on his feet and stumbling over (whoa, yeah, this whiskey's kicking nicely) before half-falling onto the Captain. It's the rules., The rules say that I have to drink if I've done it, Clint says just to piss him off. Clint is an affectionate drunk, Natasha says, amusement and exasperation coloring her tone. Bruce and Steve sit on the other side, and between the six of them they make a semi-neat circle. 2. Ow. Okay? Do you mind if I you don't have to answer if this makes you uncomfortable. He waits until Steve's looking at him. It becomes a semi-regular thing. Watching Devi grow up with Mohan and Nalini feels like papercuts and pinpricks for Ben.But when Devi loses a father and becomes a kindred spirit,Ben gains the thing he always wanted most: a dad. Tony, Steve, Bucky, Nat, Clint, and Bruce took a shot. "Never have I ever kissed a guy." You're not even old enough," Dad questions and Ava smiles and just shrugs. Wait, what? Tony says, whipping his head around to pin Clint down with his eager stare. It's important to establish routines. He nods faux-seriously. Fun thought. "I think that's a good idea," I say before leaning over onto dad and passing out. Earlier in the day they fought against enchanted trees and not just one but two mad scientists, which explained why they were so exhausted and in need of a good game to play. , The spider bite enhanced everything- strength, metabolism, healing, sex drive.. That was one time and I was drunk! We should get on that, then. That's actually uh, weirdly flattering.. Natasha had her own seat, Clint sitting on the back while cleaning a few of his arrows from his quiver, and was sat sideways across it with her legs hanging over the armrest. That's how you got him to move in here, Natasha points out. she exclaimed, her own speech interrupted by her constant giggles. Then I got beaten half to death by Toomes, then I had to save him from getting blown up. Clint arches an eyebrow, but drinks; just like Natasha does, obviously. He knows hers, too. "In Freshman year at Midtown, when I first became Spidey, I met MJ in class. "Never ever have I accidentally bent metal," Rohdey says and I laugh and take a gulp along with . "Parker?" 374 guests "Okay, my turn. Awwww, so cute, Tony coos. The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. Tony, stop being judgemental. Puts his hand on Tony's naked hip. What if they asked about being robbed? But this year they decided on vodka never have I ever. You didn't wake me up? Clint manages around a yawn and presses into Tony's warm hands. "Are you sure there's nothing you'd like to say Petey?" Ned Nat does that weird thing when her gaze doesn't waver, but it still feels like she's rolling her eyes at them. So why are you asking us to date, then?, Tony deflates a little, caught between looking sulky and dejected. After another round of raucous laughter, Peter pulled himself together enough to keep the game going. Tony, Rhodey, Steve, Bucky, Clint, Natasha, and Peter all drank. It's not about what I think, Tony, Clint says. The kid shook his head , pouring himself another glass or apple juice. Or why Clint knows about shipping. "Okay okay, never have I ever not went to midtown high school" Clint said, taking a shot. On really slow nights, when they're bored. The building came down and I couldn't leave because we were fighting while the building was burning and I got stabbed through the chest with a metal rod. Yep, you got that right, Tony says and looks down at him. Anyone we know? "Shit babe sorry." Clint wonders, in the privacy of his own mind, if Tony actually did choose this game for team bonding and not just to determine the virginity of Captain America. Clint shrugs and looks over at his boyfriend? Back the fuck up." Ben and Devi, the morning after their first boink. "We - we can play you know 'giggles' truth or, or never have I Ever, we could play, with the bell, for - 'even more giggles' - comedic purposes!" Looks like I was right, he says out loud, and Tony sighs. I'm awesome at hugging., Thor laughs, and drapes an arm around Steve's shoulders to give him a half-hug of his own. #natasharomanoff Her locks dangle. hey guys i wanna tell you something + a snippet of something im writing, I Guess I've Got A lot Of Explaining To Do. In case you wondered. He grimaces. It was a stray knife, and he had to dodge bullets and make sure the woman was shielded from harm. Run, he clarifies, forehead creasing. Its called being gay, you hetero shoelace, Bucky rolled his eyes. Clint Barton/ Hawkeye We all sit down in the living room and wait for Danny to take charge even if I was the leader of the junior team and Uncle Steve was the leader of the seniorteam. Work Search: Steve, you animal, you.. "Never have I ever missed a Decathlon practice.". He's lying with his head in Tony's lap, and Tony plays with his hair while he watches a re-re-re-run of Beverly Hills 90210. Please stop talking, Steve says, calm even if the tips of his ears are tinged pink. Tony, it's three in the morning. Wha- Clint? Steve squeaks, like he thinks Clint will assault him or something. And the best. Michelle was even prepared to get the bells from her own room. Nat smirked. You know what really sucked though? Natasha has her raspberry Stolichnaya in hand, and flops down gracefully on one of the pillows to tuck her feet underneath herself. Never have I ever woken up with no idea where I was, Wanda mused. Natasha pets him on the head when Clint makes a vague noise that says he's less than thrilled with her meddling. ", "He's not evil, Mr Stark, and he's only two years older than me," Peter pouted again "Can we just move on? 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Are you trying to get the full Avenger set?. Sent on a mission by Ronin with her sister, and her life changes from there. What starts out a little desperate turns languid, relaxed, comfortable. Nat and Wanda took drinks. "Never Have I Ever been an animal themed superhero." Wanda said. Although I technically wrote this as a prequel to Fix You, it is a stand-alone and does not share any of the warnings from that story.