unless otherwise stated. Worst Bands of the 2000s Their brand of twee is cloying and grating like an attention-starved, sugar-crashing eight-year-old who wants you to admire his finger painting, while youre trying to wash the dishes. Their Pete Waterman created, insipid single 'Sacred Trust' failed to hit the number one spot and was pipped to the post by 'Sound Of The Underground' by their TV competitors Girls Aloud. Carrots help us see much better in the dark/ Dont talk to girls, theyll break your heart. Just an example of a Wombats lyric for you. Its cruel, really. , 400px wide And there comes a point in Hey Baby when it threatens to never end. Limp Bizkit. She's another reminder that we live in a post-Black Eyed Peas era. Because nobody will stand for this ever again. / Get it crackin / Dont stop, get it get it. This was for a kids movie. Its an instant fix, like downing a couple of fizzy drinks in one go. -Jeff Weiss, See also: The Eagles Hotel California: Why This Song Sucks, Once upon a time/When the world was just a pancake/Fears would arise/That if you went too far youd fall/But with the passage of time/It all became more of a ball. -Some Dave Matthews lyrics, You want a real American Horror story? Or perhaps the reason nobody knows who Tokio Hotel are is that they are a painfully bad band aimed at the kind of people who find Good Charlotte too extreme. But everything after that was just eh. Ouch. WebWorst band of all time 24 Ed Sheeran Edward Christopher "Ed" Sheeran is an English singer-songwriter and musician. Ev-ery. The band now records under its own label, 3CG Records. Web9. But then this happened. Its original lineup consisted of Fred Durst (vocals), Wes Borland (guitars), Sam Rivers (bass), John Otto (drums) and DJ Lethal (turntables, samples and programming). and RollingNews.ie unless otherwise stated. John Mayer is that insufferable bro -- you know, the one who wears a pukka bead necklace, is always shirtless, toting around a guitar at that house party you didn't want to go to, anyway. WebFrom pop crap to screamo to ridiculously dull indie, see who makes number one below: 20. The Give It Away video could be called Anthony and the Hand Jive, and its even more ridiculous when he starts doing duck lips. The band's 2009 album Big Whiskey and the GrooGrux King (the first album since Moore's death) debuted at number one on the Billboard 200, earning the band their fifth consecutive number-one debut making them the second band behind Metallica to do so. Worst bit: When you think the song has faded out but, oh no, heres another chorus this time with overblown gospel choir! Still, no dice. Formed in 1994, Limp Bizkit became popular playing in the Jacksonville, Florida underground music scene in the late 1990s, and signed with Flip Records, a subsidiary of Interscope, which released their dbut album, Three Dollar Bill, Yall$ (1997). Email 25 forgotten indie bands of the 2000s, ranked from worst to best. How and ever, their gentle lovesongs were the ideal accompaniment to burgeoning teenage romances. Bands of the 2000s Feedback on 25 forgotten indie bands of the 2000s, ranked from worst to best. Like Piers Morgan. The 90's was a time filled with music growth, seeing many rock bands coming up, from No Doubt to Nickleback. Worst bit: When you stop to think about the number of people involved in the making of this song and its accompanying video. The Twang - The Brummie Baggie revivalists infected the music scene towards the latter end of the decade with a tedious mix of beery lad anthems and gushing sentiment. It takes courage to admit that, for whatever reason, you managed to be duped into thinking this phony ear sludge could be called music. WebGogo_is_Adlai 12 yr. ago. Associated Press articles: Copyright 2016 The Associated Press. The current members are Chris Barron (vocals), Eric Schenkman (guitar and vocals), Aaron Comess (drums and percussion), and Mark White (bass guitar). As of 2010, the Dave Matthews Band has sold over 30 million records worldwide. What followed, however, was nothing short of disastrous. Like Piers Morgan. Because their backstage altercations always boiled down to sibling rivalry. These guys always seemed to be for people who were like, into ART and LITERATURE. Born the year after the death of the Beatles, the group consisting of Paul McCartney, his wife Linda and a revolving door of drummers and guitar players solidified every argument that John was better than Paul. It happened. Silverchair. American nu metal band. Becoming popular in the late 1990s and early 2000s, the band released three consecutive multi-platinum albums, one of which has been certified diamond and has sold over 28 million records in the United States, and over 40 million albums worldwide,becoming the ninth best-selling artist of the 2000s.Creed is often recognized as one of the prominent acts of the post-grunge movement of the late 1990s and early 2000s and is one of the most commercially successful rock bands of all time. Add to that their anodyne, soulless music and their eminently slappable faces and you begin to see why The Jonas Brothers are on this list. Comments. 10. For the release of their seventh album, the band parted from EMI Canada and signed a new Canadian domestic distribution deal with Universal Music Canada. Them, and folks whose favorite book is The Da Vinci Code and favorite TV show is Two and a Half Men. Okay, it was written by Andy Burrows, but we still can't forgive him. Doug Peters / EMPICS Entertainment / EMPICS Entertainment. Nickelback. Just in case you need a good, strong dose of suck to wake you up to the cruel, cruel noise that was the '00s, we've made a list to remind you of what bands could be in your future if this nostalgia path continues to sludge its way across the nation. Billboard ranked Creed as the 18th best artist of the 2000s. 23 "Despised" Bands That Are Crazy Successful Best Life And so stylish! 13. Myspace updates are like the bat signal of an '00s artists, you know. Thirty-something adults who now now roll their eyes at Drake's "YOLO" are no better: Chances are good that they used to follow around the cultish Dave Matthews Band 10 years ago, imparting profound, oft-quoted wisdom like "eat, drink and be merry" and "life is short but sweet for certain" while living it up in the suburbs and broadening their worldview by sneaking in SoCo and taking road trips to the Jersey Shore. We want to hear it. Wire service provided by AFP and Press Association. A collection of the worst bands to emerge and inflict woeful music upon us this decade. 'This Love' was the bands biggest hit alongside the vaguely creepy 'She Will Be Loved'. Famous purely through association the bands biggest hit is the catchy but infuriating 'Shake It'. The perfect soundtrack to being a brat. 18. What made it so bad: Its earnest, self-indulgent pap of the highest order. Worst bit: The way the singer wears his hat in the video. Don't even get us started on singer Bill's Native American headdress hair and his guitarist brother Tom who appears to dress in clothes an obese basketball player has given to him. Sitting somewhere between The Streets and Ocean Colour Scene, The Twang were hailed as the next big thing by the NME upon their emergence and topped numerous critics tips including a #2 spot in the influential BBC Sound of 2007 poll. We know you've noticed it, the sudden influx of '90s nostalgia bands that have made their way back on tour. Three lads from Donegal who made sprightly tunes about manic pixie dream girls and Louis Walsh. Luckily the band have split now with Justin Hawkins going on to try various ventures such as entering Eurovision (Beaten by the car crash that was Scooch). The video is something special too, a mad vision of the future from the mind of someone who put too much faith in the plot for The Matrix. The 20 Worst Bands of the 2000s | Gigwise By siouxsie. But the song. 10. But we were naive in 2006. After years of speculation, Creed reunited in 2009 for a tour and new album called Full Circle, and in early 2012 the band reconvened to tour and work on a fifth album. They subsequently obtained an American deal with global distribution via Roadrunner Records. After the demise of his first band, then releasing an awful cover of Sparks 'This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Two Of Us' and before going on to unsuccessfully audition for Eurovision in 2007. SALON is registered in the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office as a trademark of Salon.com, LLC. Blazin' Squad - Like the mutated spawn of East 17 this group of Essex chavs ransacked the charts earlier in the decade with their Burberry style brand of pop-hip-hop raps and commercial r'n'b choruses. And so in that spirit we present the worst bands of all time. Worst bit: Can We Fix It?s constant, cheap garage beat, the audio equivalent of someone drilling a hole in your conscience. He sang songs such as The A team and Shape of You. The point being: had this song not existed within a viral fad, literally nobody would care. YOU. Nirvana went through a succession of drummers, the longest-lasting being Dave Grohl, who joined the band in 1990. Readers Poll: The Ten Worst Bands of the Nineties The 2000s embraced bands so terrible that their ability to haunt and torture us seemed to have emerged from the fantasy of horror master Stephen King: Maroon 5. Top 20 Worst Bands of All Time: The Complete List - LA Weekly Basically the Goo Goo Dolls of the next millennium. But then this happened. WebReaders Poll: The Ten Worst Bands of the Nineties 1. We like best things, too. : Can We Fix It?s constant, cheap garage beat, the audio equivalent of someone drilling a hole in your conscience. You got it. Boyd Tinsley was added to the band as a violinist soon after the band was formed. Quizzes; Events; Quiz Creation; Community; Videos; SporcleCon; Remove Ads; Sign In; Quiz Categories. WebTop 10 Worst Rock Bands of All Time The Top Ten 1 Nickelback Nickelback is a Canadian post-grunge band formed in 1995 in Hanna, Alberta, Canada. 10 Worst Hard Rock Lyrics Of The 2000s. A collection of the worst bands to emerge and inflict woeful music upon us this decade. 50. 9. But that would be to ignore just how difficult 2005 was, when this cartoon frog became synonymous with back-of-the-bus ringtones, before becoming a UK #1 single. Hanson has sold over 16 million records worldwide and have had eight top 40 singles in the UK and six top 40 singles in the US. American rock band that was formed in Charlottesville, Virginia, United States, in 1991. Whether they're singing songs about wishing to cheat on their existing girlfriend with their ex or- actually, you understand I should not even need to continue that sentence. It is, roughly, that music achieved perfection in 1977, no one outside of New York City is important, and your interaction with credibility and its overseers is a bigger concern than learning how not to be an insufferable, self-obsessed jerk. A work of art, and enough to cement them on the latter half of this list. Go on! Limp Bizkit are a very easy band to hate, I do admit, however even if they are pretty much asking for the hate it is still undeserved. What made it so bad: That lumpen power chord riff is bad enough, but when the lead guitar does nothing more than imitate it, it becomes all too clear that were looking at a music hate crime. Yo, echoes Theodore. Josh Homme might pop up and read a kids bedtime story every so often, but its a by-and-large mind-numbing existence. Web2000s Rock Bands Final Thoughts. Thi-is. It was a mistake. They also won two BRIT Awards (who cares!). The Darkness - No, it wasn't a bad nightmare. As with our top 20 greatest musicians of all time and top 20 hair metal albums of all time lists, we take this shit very seriously, even enlisting objective third party analysts to review our findings for accuracy. They probably think it's very clever and sticking it to the man, we just think it makes them look lazy. Paul Cook and Steve Jones are great, but were held back by the larger-than-life personalities of Sid Vicious and John Lydon (or Rotten or whatever). No Spice Girl was better placed to rule the charts than Victoria Beckham. Worst bit: The faux-cockney tone of Luke Concannons vocals, as he sings, My dads totally had a bloody hard day / But hes been good fun and bubblin and jokin away. Oi oi, guvnor! Towers Of London - Well where to start? This time, car video games. Last Updated. This makes them the third-most successful band from Sweden of all time, after ABBA and Roxette. As Spin magazine put it, they're like "Nickelback before there was Nickelback.". Hot body, rock the party / Give me some of that sugarland! There will always be those unfathomably popular bands and singers that get an inordinate amount of airtime, and are loved by obsessed, cultish fans, only intensifying the hatred of those who realize one objective truth: that when you get down to it, the music isn't even good. We know this now. No 00s hit has been so purpose-built to wind up as many people as possible.